From the
Switzers
Some
Thanksgiving Humor
THE THANKSGIVING FORECAST
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early
weather report from our in-house weather reporters.
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven
to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot
and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a
severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a
knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation
of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots
on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued
for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the
beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and
taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the
refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered
soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
Reasons for Banning Turkey on Thanksgiving by Thomas T. Turkey
The Twelve (12) Days of Thanksgiving
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Poems, Stories and Memories
Thanksgiving in American Memory compiled by the Library of Congress
A Thanksgiving Poem by Judith A. Lindberg
A Thanksgiving Prayer by Kevin Doucet
Thanksgiving Poem By Edd Russell
Let Your Heart Be Full of Thanksgiving by Wayne Hudson
Give Thanks by Kay McKay
All in a Word (THANKS) by Paula Conceicao and Marcelo Diniz
A Cowboy's Thanksgiving Prayer by Steve Lucas
America's Thanksgiving 1900 by James Whitcomb Riley
Thanksgiving Poem by Max Coots
With All the Trimmings by Garrison Keillor
Some Practical Guidelines for Thanksgiving and Praise
"Enter into His courts with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name." Psalm 100:4
Thanksgiving is: Thanking God for what He has done
Expressing gratitude
Thanking God for His actions
Thank God for specific things in the following areas of life and tell him why you are thankful: people, material possessions, physical blessings and spiritual blessings.
"In everything give thanks for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you." 1 Thessalonnians 5:18
Praise is: Adoring God for what He is
Expressing our love to God
Adoring God for His character
Praise God for His goodness, power, grace, greatness, love, holiness, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc.
"Great is the Lord and greatly to be praised." Psalm 48:1a
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